A group of philosophers entered a statue contest... After an hour, their statue was ready. The judge walked up to see a row of tees in grass, with soccer balls sitting on top. The judge said, ""Excellent work. As philosophers, I can see how you've incorporated your jobs into your piece. The soccer represents cooperation among mankind, to protect and to still push forward. The tees represent golf, where your mind is superior to all else in the sport. You use your whole body in tandem with your brain to output great results."" ""No,"" one philosopher chimed in, ""It's Soccertees.""