I recently became a father Is a weird way to say I just got a girlfriend and she started calling me ""Daddy.""#Father Is#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control.#Dating#Driving#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Goodnight mom I love you Mom: I have a boyfriend Dad putting arm around Mom: This loser giving you a problem?#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[getting dating advice from my dad] Just be yourself and don't do anything stupid "Well which one is it?"#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp