Blonde painter A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter. ""I'm here for the paint job,"" she said. ""Alright,"" said the man. ""Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."" The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating. After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, ""I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a Ferrari.