A woman from Texas and a woman from New York meet at a party. The woman from Texas says to the woman from New York; ""Hi! Where y'all from?"" The woman from New York replies, ""Where I come from we don't end our sentences with prepositions..."" So the woman from Texas says, ""Fine! Where y'all from, BITCH?!"" A few minutes later, the woman from New York meets the woman from Texas' husband. She's steamed at the Texas broad, so she asks (in a verrrrrry suggestive voice) ""Is there anything I can d…

A Lawyer thinks he can act smart with a cop A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense. The deputy says, ""License and registration, please."" ""What for?"" says the lawyer. The deputy says, ""You didn't come to a complete stop at the …

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes, the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final yahoo and rode off. ""What did yo…

An elderly man in Texas calls his son in New York... and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sister, w…