The magic oasis A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were lost in the desert when they came across a magic oasis. The brunette got a glass of the oasis's water, drank it, and said, ""Car"". POOF, the brunette was sitting on a brand new car. She stated the car and drove away. After the brunette drove away, the blonde got a glass of the oasis's water, drank it, and said, ""Motorcycle"". POOF, the blonde was sitting on a brand new motorcycle. She stated the motorcycle and drove away. After the blonde drove away, the redhead got a glass of the oasis's water and drank it. But before she could say something, she tripped on a rock and yelled, ""SHIT!""