A guy volunteers to take his wife's childbirth pains... As the expectant couple gets to the delivery room, the doctor tells them about an experimental machine that can transfer part of the pain of childbirth from the mother to the father. The husband volunteers to be a guinea pig and gets strapped in. ""How much do you want to try?"" asks the doctor. ""Let's go with 50%,"" says the man. After a few minutes, the doc asks the wife how she's doing. She says the pain is far less than her last delive…

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to a machine that would transfer part of the pain to the father of the baby, thus reducing her own. The man quickly agreed. The doctor warned him, though, that there was a slight bug in the machine that caused it to amplify the pain sent to the father by ten times, and if the pain be…

So I was in the hospital while my wife was giving birth... I was reading an AskReddit post about weird children names. I saw a post where some kid was named Falcon. I thought naming my kid after a bird was a good idea, so I decided to name it Dodo, as the doctor told me the baby was already dead.

A guy brings his dead dog to the vet Hes in a panic, ""doctor what can you do??!?"" ""That dog is dead, theres nothing I can do."" ""But doctor, surely theres something you can do!"" The doctor brings in a blood hound. The hound sniffs the dead dog and confirms. ""Oh that dog is deffinitely dead"" ""No doctor! There must be something you can do, my wife will kill me!"" The doctor brings in a cat. The cat sniffs and confirms. ""Oh that dog is dead. Unfortunately there's nothing I can do."" ""Well…