Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks? They were hoisted by their own Picard.

Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both keep Klingons off Uranus.

The USS Enterprise, the larges military ship in the world, is out at sea. Suddenly something appears on the radar, that is heading right for them. The captain speak on the radio: "" Please make way, over "" he said and waited for an answer. "" No, you need to make way, over "" the other side of the radio said. "" Can't you hear what I'm saying, you have to make way, over "" the captain answered, irritable. "" We can't, you have to make way, over "" "" I am the captain of the USS Enterprise, one …

What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.