My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear.

ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat

How do you shoot a unique deer? You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa.. It's cheaper than burial or cremation!