Monica Lewinsky just turned 43 It seems like only yesterday she was crawling on the floor of the White House#Monica Lewinsky#White House#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.#White House#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer#Joe Biden#White House#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whoever named the White House and the Pentagon also probably named oranges.#White House#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So, if he gets divorced for the third time... Does Melania get to keep the White House?#White House#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp