Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact that we haven't heard SHIT from Wyoming in like nine years?

Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne.

How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming.

How are gay men like tumbleweed? They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence post in Wyoming.