My Mexican friend is lactose intolerant. No whey Jose.

Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B

A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?""

There were these firefighters in Mexico that were all at the station when they receive a call. Sure enough, there's a fire at this restaurant a few blocks down. The men scramble around and try to gather everything to head to the scene. Juan calls out to Miguel, ""Don't forget Jose. We left Jose behind the last two times."" ""Alright alright,"" replies Miguel. The firefighters arrive at the scene and the restaurant is up in flames. ""Miguel, we're going to need Jose for this! Grab Jose"" ""I coul…