A physicist, engineer, and statistician go hunting... After a long day of no luck, they are walking back dejectedly, rifles slung over their shoulders. Suddenly, they spot a deer in a clearing 150 feet away. ""I'll get him,"" the physicist says, doing some quick calculations and taking aim. BANG! The shot goes 10 feet long, but amazingly, the deer continues grazing. ""You idiot,"" the engineer says, ""you didn't account for gravity or drag!"" -- so he pulls out his notebook, does some quick calc…

The City-Slicker and the Farmer One year, a man who lived in the city decided to try his hand at deer hunting. He bought all the the necessary equipment, a license, and a rifle and headed out to the gamelands a good distance away from the city. After a full day's hunting, the man spots a gorgeous buck and manages to make a clean shot. The deer runs for awhile and drops dead right in a farmer's yard. When the man goes to retrieve the deer the farmer meets him and claims that the deer is now his b…

the fowled experiment scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. british engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. arrangements were made. but when the gun was fired, th…

An engineer encounters a frog... A Civil engineer, while doing field work, comes across a frog, who suddenly begins to speak to him. ""Sir"" she says, ""I know this must seem very strange, but I'm actually a woman, cursed to inhabit this frog form. But if you would help me, you could turn me back into a woman with a simple kiss."" The engineer smiles, picks up the frog, and sticks her inside a box, closing the lid. The frog is startled into silence, but after some time kicks and shouts to get th…