FRIEND: Don is flying in tomorrow ME: My cousin Don or Amazing Hearing Don? [I get a text] Amazing Hearing Don

[first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named "Don" or...

Had a dream some of my friends were mooning me, woke up at the crack of Don.

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves? Masta-Don.