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Your Mommas so fat... (physics joke) Because she went light speed. Explanation: Physicists theorize that as speed increases, mass increases and at light speed, mass becomes infinite.

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Joke ID: 01KKTNEZYC6RF615TS9ZAZ3CCJ

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