I just found out that those cows from the Chick-Fil-A commercials teach black people how to text.

If chick-fil-a ever merged with five guys, what would they could call themselves? five-guys-fil-a-chick

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a? Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters