Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?" Mum: "Just to make sure"

Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold

Margaret is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit. The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put …

An elderly couple is enjoying a lovely breakfast. The wife sets down her fork and asks her husband "Bill, would you remarry if I were to die?" Her husband avoided the question "Now Margaret, why would you ruin this lovely morning by bringing up such a macabre topic? I won't discuss it." Margaret broached the subject several times over the next few days but Bill refused to answer. Until one evening. "YES! Yes, Margaret I would remarry. I love you but if you died I would remarry." "Well woul…