There's a good chance Dr. Phil has jerked off to the Domino's Pizza Tracker.

It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your " boyfriend" and she dial's up Domino's pizza

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.