What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?! LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica? A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

I want to visit Antarctica some day... It's such a chilled out place and the people there are really cool.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say? Allahu Akburrrrrr