A blonde wants to buy a T.V. A blonde walks into a shop and asks the owner ""I'd like to buy a television"". The owner says ""I don't sell to blondes."". The women walks out of the store frustrated. She comes in again the next day after dying her hair black. She asks the owner ""I'd like to buy a television"". The owner says ""I don' sell to blondes"". Confused, the woman asks, ""how did you know i was blonde?"". The owner answered, ""Only a blonde would walk into a microwave shop asking for a T.V"".