Teacher students joke . ""what do you want to become when you grow up?"" A teacher asked his young students. ""I Want to be a like Iron Man"" Thomas answered. ""OK, But Iron Man didn't just become like that without studying and working hard. I hope you become like him one day."" said the teacher smiling. ""What about you Alice?"" he continued, gesturing towards Alice. ""I want to become an Actress and become famous?"" said Alice. ""Well I hope you achieve that one day and we see you in a great m…

A father is in hospital after his wife and kids had horrible car crash He sees the surgeon walk out of the door, covered in blood with worried face, he sprints to ask him how did everything went. Surgeon looks at him and says ""well, do you remember how Alice, your beautifull daughter wanted to do modeling?"" - ""Yes doctor i do, what happened!?"" instantly replies dad, "" well the pieces of glass cut up her face real bad.. She wont ever do modeling"" Dad gets more and more sad by the second. ""…

His wife was packing her things ... Joe comes home from work to find his wife Alice packing her bags. ""Where are you going?"" Joe asked. ""I'm going to New York! I just heard that I can get $400 a night for doing what I do for with you for free."" Alice replied Joe then walks over to the closet and pulls out a bag and starts packing his things. ""Where are you going?"" Alice asked. ""I'm going to New York. I want to see how you live on $800 a year!""

Golf ""is"" a drag Bob and his three golf buddies were out, playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably. The other three gathered around him and asked: Whats wrong? Bob looked down at his feet, sniffed and dried his eyes, then apologized for his emotional outburst. ""Im sorry, I always get emotional at this hole - it holds very difficult memories for me."" One of his buddies asked:"" What happened? What could have gotte…