A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. He looks at the bar tender and says ""Five drinks please.""

A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender, ""Five beers, please.""

So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please""

A Roman walks into a bar... He says ""I'd like a martinus,"" the bartender replies ""don't you mean a martini?"", the Roman replies ""if I wanted a double I'd have asked for one.'