I'm having a 'Two Girls One Cup' kinda day and I'm the cup.

Someone calls 911... Man : Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Man : Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Man : The ugly one is winning.

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Short Jokes compilation #1 Teacher: ""Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: ""Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: ""Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"" Little Johnny: ""No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."" Police: where do u live? Me: with my parents Police: where does ur parents live? Me: with me Police: where do u all live? Me: together Police: where is ur house? Me: next to my neighbors…