It's raining as a drunk man stumbles up to a bus stop... It's raining as a drunk man stumbles up to a bus stop, and starts talking with a very well dressed sober man already standing there. As they chat, the dapper fellow sees a beautiful blonde woman holding an umbrella about to walk past. As she passes, the dapper fellow says to her ""tickle your ass with a feather?"" to which the blonde says with startled anger ""what did you just say to me"". The man responds ""particularly nasty weather"". …

3 Pregnant Women Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, ""I know what I'm going to have."" The other to asked how. She replied, ""Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy"". The red head said, ""If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, ""PUPPIES, PUPPIES!"".

A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey! Get that thing outta here!"" The guy says, ""Wait, wait, he's totally harmless. I've had this alligator since he was a baby and I've trained him to be completely under my control."" Dubious, the bartender says, ""I don't know if I believe you, and I think it will still scare my customers, so please just leave."" ""Listen,"" the man says. ""If I can prove it to you and everyone in here that this alligator is comple…

10 Blondes and a Puzzle Box One blonde walked into a tavern one day and asked for a table that will sit 10 and a for a pint. She received her beer and a table that would sit 10. Later 2 more blondes walked in and ask for a pint a piece and sat by the blonde from before. More and more blondes came in until 9 sat at the table. The 10th one walked in with child's puzzle box with a huge grin. She asked for a pint, walked to the table and slammed the box into the center of the table. All 10 blondes b…