2 Inmates sneer at their new cellmate.. Inmate #1: ""Hey..look at my tattoo. It's a King Cobra. King Cobra! You better watch out, boy."" The New Inmate says nothing & remains quiet. Inmate #2: ""Hey..look at my tattoo. It's a Bald Eagle. A Bald Eagle who eats the King Cobra! You better watch out, boy."" The new inmate slowly gets up & takes of his shirt revealing a large tattoo across his back. Inmates #1 & #2 look at each other: ""Oh my god..it's a DRAGON..."" The new inmate turns around and in a deep & loud voice asks: ""WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR TATTOOS WERE? HUH!?! TALK!"" Inmate #1: ""Oh..um...err..nothing. just a small, harmless little worm."" Inmate #2: ""Mm..mine is a cute little chick who eats the cute little worm.""