Scottish man in canada So a Scottish man with a stereotypical accent goes to canada and is riding on a train through the country. He then sees a moose out the window and starts FREAKING out. As the train crew notice his clamor, they quickly go to ask him what is wrong. He then asks, ""What is that giant monster out there???"". (read this part aloud) They say, ""It's a moose"". He replies, ""A moose? Then I wonder what the rats look like here!""