England football team are great at holding on in extra time.#England Football Team#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do terrorists and the England football team have in common? They will never win#England Football Team#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag? The teabag stays longer in the cup.#England Football Team#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?#Animals#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I always keep a baseball bat under my bed. You know, in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp