Walking around Brooklyn, slapping people's brunches to the ground.

ok so, imagine star wars but instead of space it's brooklyn n uh instead of cool space guys, it's lena dunham complaining about stuff

Somewhere in Brooklyn there's a baby named Helvetica being fussy about eating pureed kale and sleeping in his crib of repurposed bike parts.

The Mathematician from Brooklyn A mathematician hailing from Brooklyn, NY gets invited to the annual conference for mathematics, statistics and logic. Upon arriving, he notices that a world-renown professor is hosting what was listed as ""The Unbeatable Brain-Teaser"". He decides to sign up, and gets in the single-file line for a one-on-one chance to attempt to solve the professor's riddle. Once inside the conference room, the Brooklyn man is told that he will be faced with a 3-part riddle. The …