Are you from Memphis? Cause you look like your parents were related.

From Memphis Belle A British fighter pilot was shot down over German occupied airspace and was captured by the Nazis on the ground. He was beaten up pretty bad in the dogfight and parachute landing, and they had to amputate his leg, so he begged them ""Please, if you have to take my leg, can you drop it over my base the next time you send a bombing mission?"" The Nazis figured there was no harm in it and the leg was dropped in the next raid. A week later, his other leg succumbed to his injuries …

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer ""Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"" The farmer replied ""No I didn't knowed that."" The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said ""To Memphis"". The cop said ""I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis."" So the farmer promised he would. Several days later the cop spotted the…