Little Charlie was walking down High Street with his mother... ...when they stopped outside a woman's clothing shop. Charlie's mother knew it would embarrass Charlie to go inside, so she told him to wait outside. Before Charlie's mother had a chance to go inside, little Charlie saw a used condom lying on the pavement. ""What is that mummy!?"" he asked. His mother looked mortified when she saw the used condom and hastily said, ""Ah, Um, It is a biscuit Charlie, but its on the ground so its dirty, don't touch it!"" Confident that Charlie wouldn't touch it she went in the shop. When she came out 10 min later she saw the condom was gone. ""You didn't eat the biscuit, did you Charlie!?"" she asked. ""Of course not, it was dirty, so I just licked the cream out from inside it.""