When Pink Floyd sings, "just another brick in the wall," it's a little bit demeaning to bricks.

I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2.

How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it.

What is Donald Trumps least favorite day of the week? Taco Tuesday.