My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it

I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S.

I wonder whether Bankruptcy Court would be more fun if they reversed their Rs like Toys R Us.

I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?