A doctor a lawyer a priest, and a young boy are on a plane when the hits turbulence and is about to crash... There are three parachutes between the four of them. The doctor says ""Well I'm a doctor and I specialize in medicine and saving lives so I think I should live"", the others agree and the doctor takes the first parachute and jumps out. The lawyer says ""Well I'm a really smart man basically a genius so I think I should live too"", so he grabs the second parachute and jumps out. Now its th…

A priest and his grandson, a doctor, and a lawyer are on a plane... The pilot says over the intercom that the engines have failed and the plane is going down. There are only 4 parachutes. The pilot grabs a parachute and jumps. The doctor says, ""I save lives every day, so I deserve to live."" He grabs a parachute and jumps. The lawyer says, ""I am one of the smartest men in the world, so I deserve to live"". He grabs one and jumps. So the priest turns to his grandson and says, ""I have lived a l…

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said ""I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,"" and jumped out. The law…

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest... A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I sa…