What do a priest and McDonald's have in common?... [NSFW] Both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

What's the similarities between a priest and McDonalds? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.

It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?