Fishing and tampons... A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" The kid says, ""Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."" The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. ""You start tomorrow. Ill come down after we close and see how you did."" His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. ""How many sales did you make tod…

Just got my free yearly car wash Thanks California!

A pair of lifelong friends play golf and go to Hooters Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY other to California. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch. ""Where you wanna go?"" ""Hooters."" ""Why?"" ""Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs..."" ""OK."" Ten years later at 40, they play. ""Where you wanna go?"" ""Hooters."" ""Why?"" ""Well, you know, they …

Best joke I ever heard, sorry long. A man was driving down the California highway at two am, it was pouring rain. Wipers going full blast. Suddenly he saw a girl walking on the side of the road, she could be 14 or 25, he couldn't tell but knee he had to help. So he pulls over and asks her if he needs help, she's crying and hdd up her cell phone. ""My dad just wrecked the car!! He can't walk says his legs are broken and and and "" she breaks off crying. ""I can't get any bars, cancyou help us?!?!…