ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good

My favorite joke my mom told me from my childhood. - A kindergarten teachers birthday. A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday and three of her students decided to bring her a gift. The first students was little Timmy and his dad owned a Candy Store. Timmy walked up to his teacher and handed her a nice little gift wrapped box. The teacher thanked the student and told him, she wanted to see if she could guess what was in the box. The little boy excitedly agreed and after about twenty second…

Teacher: “What did the frog order at McDonald's?” Pupil: “French flies and a diet Croak!”

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.