Why cant Stephen Hawking put on a comedy show? Because he cant do stand-up#Stephen Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"How much for this remote controlled alien?" "Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."#Stephen Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Have they tried turning him off and then on again?" - Me, suggesting a cure for Stephen Hawking.#Stephen Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I left Stephen Hawking like 8 voice mail messages before I realised he'd picked up every time.#Stephen Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp