😄 I had a conference to get to in The Village in NYC today So I get off the subway and ask a guy how t...

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I had a conference to get to in The Village in NYC today So I get off the subway and ask a guy how to get to The Village He tells me, ""Just go straight, man"" I told him right back, ""Mind your own business!""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNE3S93V4MWPTPXJQKMWB3

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