""So what kind of cancer can you tolerate the most?"" -Me on which President Candidate you're going to vote#President#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Let's call Trump the "Second Place President." He'll love that.#President#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls."- President Barack Obamasaurus#President#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem." "Um, population control?" "Kill all the storks. BOOM!"#President#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The new season of House of Cards will be nothing compared to what lies ahead with President Trump!#President#House Of Cards#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp