Trump vs Media Donald Trump saw a car with four people in it skid out of control over a bridge into a river. Mr. Trump jumped into the water and was able to save three of them before the fourth one drowned. I read about it in an article titled ""President-elect Trump, who lost the popular vote, allows innocent teenager to drown right in front of him""

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump get into a car accident. Who survives? America

Bad Traffic A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, ""Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."" He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, ""Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up ?"" The Officer replies, ""Donald Trump is just so depressed about the Impeachment thing he stopped his limo in the middle of the Beltway and he's threate…

A man gets onto a bus. He is carrying two large barrels under his arms. The bus driver says: ""you can't take those barrels onto the bus. What's in there anyway?"" The passenger replies: ""Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump."" The driver asks: ""no, really, what's in there?"" The passenger repeats: ""Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump."" ""Why don't you open them and let me see?"" The passenger does as instructed, and the driver exclaims: ""eww, but they are full of shit!"" The passenger calmly says…