The homeless angel A man comes across his best friend with a big beautiful stick in his hand. He goes ""Yo where did you get that?"". The friend points in a certain direction and replies ""Well there is this homeless guy on that hill, who claims to be an angel and he grants a wish to anyone who shows him generosity."" The friend immediately takes off, while the friend is still talking, ""Oh, and he's a little hard at hearing."" He gives the man some water, to which he grants him a wish. Without thinking for a second he says ""I want a million bucks"". And immediately he is surrounded by a large group of ducks. His friend starts laughing and goes "" Did you really think I asked him for a 12 inch stick?""