Easter is a sad day for Lance Armstrong He can never seem to find more than one egg#Lance Armstrong#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong... He can't enjoy watching the ball drop.#Lance Armstrong#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrodinger house is quite stressful.#Schrodinger House#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?#Holiday#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp