Two guys are hiking in the woods... Two guys are hiking in the woods when one gets bit on the asscheek by a snake. His friend calls 911 and asks what to do. The responder says to put his mouth on the bite and suck the venom out. He promptly hangs up the phone and his friend says ""what did they say"" He replies, ""You're gonna die buddy""

Walking in the woods... Two blondes were walking through the woods, when they came upon a set of tracks. ""Those are rabbit tracks!"" Said the fist one. ""No they're not! They're bear tracks!"" ""Rabbit tracks!"" ""Bear tracks!"" ""Rabbit!"" ""Bear!"" They argued like this untill the train hit them.

Two guys are walking in the woods... Two guys are hiking in the woods and see a deep hole in the ground. They decide to see how deep it is by throwing a rock into it but don't hear anything. They throw a bigger rock but still don't hear it hit bottom. Finally, they decide to throw in a huge log that's next to the hole. As the log falls in suddenly a dog rushes past them and jumps into the hole. As they look at each other, a man comes up and says ""Excuse me gents, have you seen my dog? I tied hi…

Viral Chutkule in Hindi: हमेशा हंसते खिलखिलाते रहना सेहतमंद रहने की कुंजी है. टेंशन फ्री लाइफ और मानसिक तनाव दूर करने के लिए हंसना-मुस्कुराना बहुत जरूरी है. तो आइए फिर देर किस बात की, मजेदार चुटकुलों के साथ शुरू करते हैं ये हंसने हंसाने का सिलसिला.1) डॉक्टर:  तुम्हारी एक किडनी फेल हो गई है.सोनू: पहले तो बहुत रोया, फिर आसू पोंछकर बोलासाहब ये भी बता दीजिए कि कितने नंबर से फेल हुई है...?2) महिला: सही रेट लगाओ भईया... हम हमेशा इसी दुकान से सामान लेते हैं...दुकानदार: भगवान से डरो बहनजी, हमारी दुकान क…