So what do you do for a living? "I'm in the Secret Service" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you

Job interviewer: "Why do you want to join the Secret Service?" Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Could you imagine being the Secret Service agent that blocked a bullet for Donald Trump, 20 years later? You wouldn't tell anyone.

The usher in church greets one of their members... and says ""Welcome! You need to join the army of the Lord!"" The member says,""I am in the Lord's army"". The usher asked,""Then why do I only see you on Christmas and Easter?"" The member leaned over and whispered,""I'm in the Secret Service.""