Tastes of chicken A farmer was having a conversation with two of his chickens concerning their favorite classical composers. He asked the first chicken, ""Who is your favorite composer?"" to which the chicken replied, ""Bach bach bach bach bach"". ""I like Bach too. Who do you favor?"" he queried his second chicken. The second chicken answered, ""Mozart"".

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer? bach bach bach time to return to /r/TIL

A man walks into a bar with a mouse on his shoulder. ""What are you doing with that yoke in here?"" asks the barman. The man replies ""Well I have a proposition for you. The mouse gets to stay and I get a full bottle of good whiskey if I can show you this mouse playing the piano!"". ""Deal"" says the barman, not believing this obvious drunk. The man sets the mouse on the table, brings out a tiny piano and, lo and behold, the mouse starts playing Mozart! ""That's incredible"" says the barman, and…

A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, of about 12 inches height, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a …