If we were really supposed to give up alcohol or Lent, they wouldn't have put St. Patrick's Day in the middle of it.

In honor of St. Patrick's Day... Three Irishmen walk out of a bar.

New Julia Roberts Movie [OC] Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, Julia Roberts is releasing a new movie. It's about a legal secretary who exposes the toxic levels of green beer. It's called Erin go Bragh-kovich.

In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day..... I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *Sodom and Begorrah*