Stalin is dead and things have begun to lighten up a bit relatively speaking An old couple live in an apartment in Moscow and she sends him down to buy some meat for supper. After queueing for the obligatory three hours he gets to the counter and the woman says 'No more meat, meat finished'. He cracks and starts raving 'I fought in the Revolution, I fought for Lenin in the First World War and for Stalin in the Second World War and we are still in this shit?' One of the leather-jacketed brigade t…

Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. ""On a woman,"" the doctor sai…

Old Aunt Mildred Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's of…

A moth goes to the doctor one night... A moth goes to the doctor one night. They sit down in an examination room and the moth says ""Doc, you gotta help me. I just can't sleep at night."" ""You're having trouble falling asleep?"" asks the doctor. ""Not just that. I can't sleep at all. I was hoping you'd be able to give me something. ""We'll see,"" says the doctor. ""How long has this been going on?"" ""For weeks,"" says the moth. ""I've been having nightmares. When I was in the war I saw the mos…