A woman gets hit by a car... looks like she got to see how the Mercedes Benz#Mercedes Benz#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I crashed my family's car I've always wanted to see how a Mercedes-Benz.#Mercedes Benz#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz#Mercedes Benz#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp