Mother: My goodness, Jerry, who gave you that black eye? Jerry: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it!#Jerry#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Dad jokes anonymous] "...and I'm clean 30 days" Guy from back: HI CLEAN 3O DAYS I'M DAD "DAMN IT, JERRY!"#Jerry#Parents#Dad Joke#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp