A man and his girlfriend are finally at their wit's end... They have been in a relationship for 5 long years, and it's clear that they must break up. The woman is a very serious person, and feels that her boyfriend can't take her needs seriously, as he is constantly making jokes. She looks at him and in a broken voice asks, ""So...is this it?"" The man looks back, and a tear leaks out as he looks at her and replies, ""No, this is Patrick.""