You might think this is racist, but this is my favorite Irish joke. Bhi Padraig agus Micheal sa teach tabhairne ag ol agus bhi siad go maith. Bhi siad ag feachaint trid an bhfuinneog ar an teach transna an bhothair.Teach flapachain b'ea e. Thanig duine no beirt, o am go ham, agus trid sa doras t leo. Ansin chonaic Padraig an tUrramach Protastantunach ag teacht agus isteach sa teach leis. ""An bhfuil se gan naire, fear Dia mar sin?"", arsa Micheal. Ansin tagann Raibi Giudach agus isteach sa theac…

[OC] Micheal Jordan's origin story. Micheal Jordan loved basketball growing up. He was good at it too. Every day at school, he'd be playing basketball and everyone wanted him on thier team. The only catch was that, he could only play B-Ball at school. There were no courts near his house. So... Micheal's father, whom I will henceforth refer to as Micheal Sr, had the idea of putting up a hoop in thier backyard. One day, while Micheal was out with his friends. Micheal Sr, bought and installed a hoo…

In light of micheal phelps defeat... You could say he got schooled

Mom asked, ""Are you going to see the new Michael Moore documentary?"" Wife replied, ""Magic Mike XXL?""